Time is an interesting thing. It goes fast and slow. It creeps up on you, and then recedes, slinks away into the shadows. Time is a flat circle. Nah, just playin’. But time sure is a son-of-a-bitch. For one thing, my time in Virginia feels never-ending. We spent almost the entire day out. Takkin didn’t … More Day 3 with Takkin
Sleep for 11 hours a night, with a 2-hour nap midday. Let the dog pee on the patio instead of taking him for a walk. Eat refried beans out of the can, with handfuls of salt thrown in. Check your mail on occasion, but always put back the junk mail into the mailbox rather than … More Maximize Your Laziness, Today!
It’s the Saturday after Thanksgiving and everyone is gone. I am bored. Just spent 45 minutes re-reading an old US Weekly, hence the inspiration for this exercise. It’s especially challenging because I’m shamelessly open and most people know almost everything about me. Here goes: I attended 9 schools between preschool and senior year of high … More 25 Things You Don’t Know about Me
I think what’s on your nightstand says a lot about you. Passport: I’m always ready for an adventure… is what an online dating profile would say. In reality, it’s out because I was examining how bad my picture was and wishing it didn’t look like the mugshot of a really unhappy girl who works at … More Nightstand Chronicles
We all do it. And this has been a stressful week. Being in Virginia always brings out the worst habits in me and I think it’s a coping mechanism. My family stresses me the fuck out so I eat whatever I want because food is joy and even when it’s not joy, shoving stuff down … More Stress Eating and the Top Ten Most Pathetic Things I’ve Eaten This Week