- Sleep for 1
1 hours a night, with a 2-hour nap midday.
- Let the dog pee on the patio instead of taking him for a walk.
- Eat refried beans out of the can, with handfuls of salt thrown in.
- Check your mail on occasion, but always put back the junk mail into the mailbox rather than take it up to your apartment.
- Dishes on dishes on dishes in the sink.
- Why have sex when you can masturbate?
- Buy new underwear every other week instead of doing laundry.
- Let your phone get to 6% battery because the charger is in the other room.
- Notice that your sweater is inside out while at the coffee shop, but don’t go to the bathroom to turn it righside out.
- Write a listicle instead of a real essay.
Lazy people of the world, unite!